never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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