I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dick very happy bro
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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