Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize