TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
