The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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