Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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