Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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