Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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