i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she pinky promised me she was 18
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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