please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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