I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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