I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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