the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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