nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
please don't ironically join a cult
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