"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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