Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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