nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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