May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We need to rekindle our bromance
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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