you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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