I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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Shut up.
Okay. What THE FUCK?
I call BS. She isn't drunk. everything in the message is spelled right.
You'd be surprised, the crowd I hang with can retain correct spelling and grammar even when pretty inebriated.
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shut up
I don't love you. You're annoying and noisy. Sit down.
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