how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
