she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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