If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
