I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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