Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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