I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Randomize
