Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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