just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize