would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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