ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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