It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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