Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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