I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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