She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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