I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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