Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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