I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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