the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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