Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is my gift to your gina
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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