If that was your dad, he is hot
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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