Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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