dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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