Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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