i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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