I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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