I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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