if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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