we have pet lesbian snakes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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