Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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