Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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