i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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