Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
