your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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