and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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