So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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