Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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