ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
