There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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